garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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