i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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