i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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