im gay
i know
yea but for you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
as a side note pls kill me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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