The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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