Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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