...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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