we're chasing vodka with high fives
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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