After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
