so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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