Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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