Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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