He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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