he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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