I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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