I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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