That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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