Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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