Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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