sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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