He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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