Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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