At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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