I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
So squirting runs in the family.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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