uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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