think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
