He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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