There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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