It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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