Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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