Got a toothbrush?
Do you still have your period?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.