But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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