He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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