If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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