Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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