this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?