I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend