I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog