Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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