He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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