i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
nutella sex= disaster
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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