what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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