To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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