Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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