hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dignity is for republicans.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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