my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You can't motorboat a personality
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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should my penis look like a turkey
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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