I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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