The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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