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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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Oh Jesus.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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