U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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