A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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