just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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