I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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