yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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