Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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