those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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